"Grandsire, Relate to me a selection of literature," the youth instructed his grandfather.

"Perhaps one that will stimulate your intellectual interests?" queried the elder.

"Confirmative."

"Ah, allow me to commence."

"Excuse my suspension of your narrating process, yet I might desire a historical account originating within the punctual space-age era."

"Are you referring to the section of time specified as the '20th Century?'"

"Positive response."

"Allow me to resume my narrative. Presently subsided an individual designated 'Richard.'"

"What was the level of maturity?"

"Thirty-seven years."

"I comprehend the situation fully."

"In continuation, he possessed an interstellar craft.... Forgive me, for I have erred! Interstellar craft were improvised at a much later date."

"I sense a seemingly humorous situation developing in this narrative!" laughed the youngster.

"Ah, returning to the plot: Robert possessed a dutiful occupation concerned with the consumption of a product summarized as wood. He labored in an edifice referred to as a steelmaking facility.

"Several consecutive days advanced with seemingly no incidents which would arouse curiosity. Finally, on one cumbersome day, a length of metal collided with Tony's head, inflicting a putrid wound.

"It was only a rash which modified itself as an inflammation on the epidermis."

"What agony!" grimaced the lad.

"Infuriated, Tom departed for the local magistrate's bureau."

"'Summarize the occurrences which led to your injury,' instructed the judicial administrator.

"Responded Harry, 'I was severely inflicted in the lower limb with a very bulky crate.'"

"To summarize," the boy interrupted, "what befitted the man?"

"It appears that his vehicle and an antigravitic saucer simultaneously collided, causing a catastrophy which annihilated both pilots."